Many greetings critters! My name is Kai, and this is an AD alt of @StarlightPath . If it's lewd or just a bit too much for my main, expect it to go here~
Expect posts about lewd TF, eggs, and other pokehorny interests! Posts will be limited since I'm not horny all the time, but feel free to interact with me none the less!
Please be advised, posts are unlisted by default, but may go into followers-only without notice.
Expected CW list, NSFW Mention
Here's a list of CWs you'll probably see from this account, in no particular order. Feel free to reply if you'd like to understand the meaning of one!
Directed at Reader
I'll follow up if I can think of any more~
Pokehorny, Heat, Eggposting
I feel like a Pokemon in heat~
I've gone from the sexual equivalent of the shrug emoji to a Buizel that's wanted to do nothing more all week then give all of their pokemon friends a bunch of eggs to lay before getting filled with a clutch of their own.
And I'm *still* horny af at the end of the week. >///>
New Vocabulary (Genital Mention)
Dick Comfy: The sensation of feeling comfortable with a penis after having former experiences of being uncomfortable with it.
"I've spent the last two years being unsure if I liked having my dick, until I started exploring being genderfluid. After a lot of positivity from friends and my partner, I'm feeling rather dick comfy!"
this is probably a thought meant for kat primarina to turn into something tf horny but it ended up in my brain instead of his by mistake
"so, how are you doing?"
"oh, you know, same as always. got a little bit of interesting life news, turns out i have an STI"
"oh no! like herpes, or chlamydia, or -"
"not that type of STI!"
"...what type then"
"it's not a sexually transmitted infection, it's a spetting transmitted infection; you see, i petted a primarina, and now i'm turning into one,"
Reminder that a bui is open to be talked dirty to and is in some form or another always wet
Granted it might be because they're in the water but ya know~
Buizel, but with dick. That's all there really is to it~
Sid's gender-free guide to facial hair & shaving
So, hair grows in different directions on most people. This is what people mean when they refer to "the grain." Your hair might be coarse or fine or curled or straight. But take a moment to notice what directions your hair to be shaved is growing in.
There are charts for this, but they may not apply to you, particularly if you're not European descent. Myself, I have a couple of "whorls" in my beard where the hair grows in a spiral. That's super fun to shave lol
Also, if you're going thru puberty or starting testosterone, your hair follicles are being "switched on," which means it will be lightly pigmented and fine at first. (Peach fuzz) Be patient. As the hormones do their work, your hair will grow coarser and thicker. If your hormones are taking you the opposite direction, then the opposite will be true.
But, the act of shaving itself does nothing to affect the way your hair grows. Shaved hair will not grow back "thicker." This is a myth. It may feel different if you have fine hair and the hair that grows back is thicker than the hair you shaved. But this would have happened whether you shaved or not.
B-because I'm a water type Pokemon! W-what else did you think?
AD account of @StarlightPath, 18+ Follow only. Expect nothing but cw'd horny thoughts from here!
A small instance for everyone who enjoys the monstrous, big teeth, long claws,scales and fur. This is an 18+ server, see the "About this server" page